Do I care? No.

Why are they protesting the fuel tax when it hasn’t moved in a few years, while the price of oil has gone through the roof?

Tonight — 6 PM — 90.3 FM — don’t miss it!

Don’t worry; I’m not, by any means, supporting Hillary Clinton. It’s just that, mathematically, she can still win.

Stop using them, a new study says.

Does that make you a little bit nervous? Be honest, now.

A group of anti-religious loons illegally posted a billboard in Florida, which effected the sales of nearby businesses. Do I smell a lawsuit?

He knows he’s got the nomination locked up, so he’s trying to give the impression that he’s a strong candidate.

Everyone turn off your lights. Now!

A group claims that a new particle accelerator may destroy the earth. Wow!

Actually, it should be: “You’re going to jail, but you can get out if you learn English.”

Another political scandal emerges, this time in Puerto Rico.

Run for cover!

The mayor of Detroit gets busted because of text messages. Damn!

If you own Bear Stearns stock, you’re still screwed. Sorry.

What kind of name is that? A bad one.

She once kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach, so don’t feel bad for her.