Archive for April, 2008

No Updates For a While

By Ethan • April 29, 2008, 2:37 pm MDT

I’ve got crazy amount of work to do for last week of class, so there’ll be no radio show next Monday, and no web updates until next week. Sorry!

I’m Really Smart, and I’m Not a Vegetarian

By Ethan • April 28, 2008, 8:54 pm MDT

A new study claims vegetarians have higher IQs than the average omnivore. Pshaw!

The Return of the Rev. Wright

By Ethan • April 28, 2008, 7:12 am MDT

His message is, “different not deficient.” His solution is: segregation.

Sharpton Plans to Disable NYC

By Ethan • April 27, 2008, 8:00 am MDT

He advocates demonstrations after the Sean Bell verdict was released. Sorry Al, you already had your justice — don’t make the situation worse.

There’s Still Hope for Radical Environmentalists

By Ethan • April 25, 2008, 3:17 pm MDT

The founder of Greenpeace now backs nuclear energy. Yay!

Teacher Burns Crosses Onto Student’s Arms

By Ethan • April 25, 2008, 7:29 am MDT

A Florida public-school teacher may be in hot water for advancing Christianity in the classroom.

ALERT: BDS OUTBREAK IN NYC

By Ethan • April 24, 2008, 4:59 pm MDT

A man heckled the First Lady and then punched a wheelchair-bound teenage girl. Clearly a case of BDS.

NYT: We Endorsed Hillary? We Meant to Say ‘Obama’

By Ethan • April 24, 2008, 7:35 am MDT

The Times claims that Obama is better poised to win swing states and may even capture traditionally red states. Methinks not.

Signs of the Endtimes

By Ethan • April 23, 2008, 9:19 pm MDT

US retailers are limiting how much rice people can buy. Hellfire and brimstone are next!

Next Ice Age On the Way!

By Ethan • April 23, 2008, 6:58 am MDT

Last year the temperature of the Earth dropped by a record margin. I’ll bet you didn’t know that, did you?

Moon Bases and Mars Missions and Catastrophes — Oh My!

By Ethan • April 22, 2008, 7:25 am MDT

Stephen Hawking advocates moon bases and a mission to Mars. Me too, sign me up!

Terrorists Prefer Obama

By Ethan • April 21, 2008, 7:48 pm MDT

Top Hamas political adviser said the group supports Obama’s “foreign policy vision.” Geez.

Feel-Good Politics Fails in England

By Ethan • April 21, 2008, 11:22 am MDT

A new study finds that a complex welfare system leaves England’s poor with no motivation to work. List of people that aren’t surprised: me. (And hopefully you.)

Nora Ephron Hates White Men

By Ethan • April 21, 2008, 7:16 am MDT

She calls them racist, woman-hating, unreliable, short-tempered, and so on. And remember, she’s a best-selling author and highly successful screenwriter.

Gas Surges Toward $4 Mark

By Ethan • April 20, 2008, 6:27 pm MDT

It looks like it’s only a matter of time now…

Polls: Obama Up +7.7; Margin of Error ±20

By Ethan • April 19, 2008, 3:39 pm MDT

Hillary is still kicking; don’t trust the polls.

Baghdad: Functional Monument to US Completed

By Ethan • April 19, 2008, 9:40 am MDT

I know it’s not really a “monument,” but I don’t think the local residents of Baghdad will look too kindly upon a state-of-the-art US-only facility.

Hey, Some Good Airline News!

By Ethan • April 17, 2008, 8:25 pm MDT

Last year no deaths were reported on American airline flights. Hey, cool!

Yale Student Induces Multiple Abortions on Self for the Sake of ‘Art’; UPDATE: Not Real

By Ethan • April 17, 2008, 4:54 pm MDT

Just disgusting.

Leftists Convince S. Korean Cadets US is #1 Enemy

By Ethan • April 17, 2008, 7:18 am MDT

The superintendent brought the school to a screeching halt to educate the cadets about the benevolence of the US — we need a guy like this in our country!

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