Seriously, I’m sick of talking about it (read this post for my full opinion on global warming); but when the media goes out of their way to constantly force it into your head, it’s hard to avoid.

You know what, I’m not even going to show a snippet of the story. I’ll just provide you with the headline (and link), and I’m sure you’ll immediately see my point:

Olympic Torch Emits 5,500 Tons of CO2

(Maybe that’s what’s really behind the San Francisco protests.)

What are they — and by “they” I mean radical environmentalists — going to criticize next? The carbon emissions of Olympic athletes? Remember, the main export of the human body is carbon dioxide — the garlic to Al Gore’s vampire — and an increased heart rate equals increased carbon dioxide output. (That is, if I did my math right.)

But enough of this, it’s almost Miller Time.