Author: Ethan

There’s Still Hope for Radical Environmentalists

By Ethan • April 25, 2008, 3:17 pm MDT

The founder of Greenpeace now backs nuclear energy. Yay!

Teacher Burns Crosses Onto Student’s Arms

By Ethan • April 25, 2008, 7:29 am MDT

A Florida public-school teacher may be in hot water for advancing Christianity in the classroom.

ALERT: BDS OUTBREAK IN NYC

By Ethan • April 24, 2008, 4:59 pm MDT

A man heckled the First Lady and then punched a wheelchair-bound teenage girl. Clearly a case of BDS.

NYT: We Endorsed Hillary? We Meant to Say ‘Obama’

By Ethan • April 24, 2008, 7:35 am MDT

The Times claims that Obama is better poised to win swing states and may even capture traditionally red states. Methinks not.

Signs of the Endtimes

By Ethan • April 23, 2008, 9:19 pm MDT

US retailers are limiting how much rice people can buy. Hellfire and brimstone are next!

Next Ice Age On the Way!

By Ethan • April 23, 2008, 6:58 am MDT

Last year the temperature of the Earth dropped by a record margin. I’ll bet you didn’t know that, did you?

Moon Bases and Mars Missions and Catastrophes — Oh My!

By Ethan • April 22, 2008, 7:25 am MDT

Stephen Hawking advocates moon bases and a mission to Mars. Me too, sign me up!

Terrorists Prefer Obama

By Ethan • April 21, 2008, 7:48 pm MDT

Top Hamas political adviser said the group supports Obama’s “foreign policy vision.” Geez.

Feel-Good Politics Fails in England

By Ethan • April 21, 2008, 11:22 am MDT

A new study finds that a complex welfare system leaves England’s poor with no motivation to work. List of people that aren’t surprised: me. (And hopefully you.)

Nora Ephron Hates White Men

By Ethan • April 21, 2008, 7:16 am MDT

She calls them racist, woman-hating, unreliable, short-tempered, and so on. And remember, she’s a best-selling author and highly successful screenwriter.

Gas Surges Toward $4 Mark

By Ethan • April 20, 2008, 6:27 pm MDT

It looks like it’s only a matter of time now…

Polls: Obama Up +7.7; Margin of Error ±20

By Ethan • April 19, 2008, 3:39 pm MDT

Hillary is still kicking; don’t trust the polls.

Baghdad: Functional Monument to US Completed

By Ethan • April 19, 2008, 9:40 am MDT

I know it’s not really a “monument,” but I don’t think the local residents of Baghdad will look too kindly upon a state-of-the-art US-only facility.

Hey, Some Good Airline News!

By Ethan • April 17, 2008, 8:25 pm MDT

Last year no deaths were reported on American airline flights. Hey, cool!

Yale Student Induces Multiple Abortions on Self for the Sake of ‘Art’; UPDATE: Not Real

By Ethan • April 17, 2008, 4:54 pm MDT

Just disgusting.

Leftists Convince S. Korean Cadets US is #1 Enemy

By Ethan • April 17, 2008, 7:18 am MDT

The superintendent brought the school to a screeching halt to educate the cadets about the benevolence of the US — we need a guy like this in our country!

CNN’s Martin Poorly Defends Obama’s ‘Elitist’ Accusation

By Ethan • April 16, 2008, 3:24 pm MDT

His latest column reads like a high-schooler’s defense: “I did it, but everyone else is doing it too, so it’s OK!”

Ahmadinejad Doubts 9/11

By Ethan • April 16, 2008, 7:45 am MDT

He recently called 9/11 a “suspicious event,” and said that the names of the victims were never published. Really, Mahmoud?

Jimmy Carter is Old and Crazy, But Give Him a Chance

By Ethan • April 16, 2008, 7:10 am MDT

“Talking” doesn’t necessarily mean “comprising”, so give the guy a chance. Wait — he’s hugging and kissing Hamas leaders? Ummm… nevermind then; that’s not how it’s done.

China World’s Top Polluter; Professor Advocates Marxist Solution

By Ethan • April 15, 2008, 7:50 am MDT

China is now the world’s top polluter, and a professor in California suggests that the West transfer a “massive” amount of wealth and technology in order to solve the problem.

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